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I'll Rock Your World [And Face]
31 October 2009 @ 11:34 pm
Books I Need to Read:

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke
Man's Search for Meaning by Viktor E. Frankl
Been Down So Long, It Looks Like Up To Me by Richard Farina
Sputnik Sweetheart by Haruki Murakami
The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins
A Density of Souls by Christopher Rice
The Lovely Bones by Alice Seabold
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
Everything is Illuminated & Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith
Sybil by Flora Rheta Schreiber
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Just a little fun fact:
From the customer service cube I work at in the grocery store, I get to stare out at all of the registers. The first one has condoms hanging on the side and the Her Pleasure condoms are the most expensive.

Just thought that was funny.
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07 August 2009 @ 10:55 pm
this friction is wearing me away and i don't know how much longer i can do it.
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22 March 2009 @ 03:25 am
dear world,

i plan to conquer you and explore all you have to offer.

that is all.
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19 March 2009 @ 02:31 pm

1. Write your LJ username.
2. Write your two favorite bands/groups at the moment (not overall, just currently).
3. Write I ♥ [something].
4. Write the name of your favorite person of all time.
5. Write down your recently favored person.
6. Tag 5 people to do this meme.
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I tried doing a Sean Connery impression.
I ended up doing a PERFECT Johnny Depp Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas impression.
I'm talking PERFECT.
It was cool as hell.
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Current Music: watching death note
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15 January 2009 @ 11:59 pm

NOTE: Today at Valentino's we had to take a black marker to EVERY SINGLE PIZZA BOX
because, get this:
The number to call for recycling information on the back of the boxes
was actually a number to a phone sex hotline!
hahahahahahaha omgepicprankness.
I suppose it's possible that it was a mistake on the company's part
or that it used to be a recycling line but the number has changed...
but that's just too fucking perfect.
someone somewhere probably got fired for that.
but their legacy will live on, because it seriously made my day [=

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omg, I want to hang out with these guys soooooo badly.

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13 August 2008 @ 01:33 pm

    While Tammi and I were taking our free English Comp class from a scholarship we received, the college library had a rack outside the room full of books with a sign that said "Free books". Obviously, Tammi and I figured we'd just check it out. Why not? Free shit!
    There were a lot of different crappy books. Some of them were nonfiction books about religion, sex, and human sexuality. Tammi, of course, went straight for the sex books, joking about how awesome they were. I was skimming through when I saw the title "Crow". I thought Hey, cool, it has font like the comic and stuff... why not? The description sounds kind of cool... dark poems and shit...
    So we left the college, books in hand, talking about nothing. As soon as we got in the car, I opened the book and started reading. What... the... fuck... ? These were the fucking weirdest poems I'd ever read. They didn't make any sense, and even though the subject matter would usually interest me (betrayal, abandonment, sadness, etc.), I was too freaked out to even try to comprehend. One poem was about a woman opening up her vulva over a man's head and snapping it off, and then another one about Crow murdering his brother.
    I was pretty sure I'd picked up a book that Satan had written under the name Ted Hyghes. When we got to Wal*Mart, I threw it out into the parking lot, and never saw it again. I figured someone else will pick it up and be possessed by Satan... not me.
    That situation made us realize what horror movie stereotypes we are. Tammi's the stupid friend who picks up all of the sex books and jokes around, and I'm the one all-intrigued by this random ass creepy book, and then I get possessed by Satan.
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